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花木蘭 - the flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

花木蘭 - the flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

(Source: rajkumaris, via aidanturners)

— 1 week ago with 16204 notes
#Mulan 

avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner

Except that actually.

(via whatnotandwhatnot)

— 1 week ago with 125975 notes
#truth  #avengers  #love 
brute-reason:

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.

Story of my life. Immigrant + avid reader = lots of people being dicks to me for no reason at all.

brute-reason:

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.

Story of my life. Immigrant + avid reader = lots of people being dicks to me for no reason at all.

(via meangirlsreference)

— 1 week ago with 68462 notes
#truth 
wtfevolution:

“I’m getting tired of making insects that just hatch, eat, mate, and die.”
“Well, what else are they supposed to do? Seems like you’ve hit all the major requirements there, evolution.”
“I don’t know, something more interesting.”
“Like what?”
“Like maybe hatch underground, putter around down there for 17 years, emerge in massive swarms that tear through the countryside and dive-bomb weddings and generally freak everyone the hell out for a while, and then eat, mate, and die.”
“Hm. ‘Interesting’ is one word for that.”
“I can see it now. The 17-year cicadas: Just when you thought you could forget.”
“That’s ridiculous. You watch too many movies.”
“BZZZ, motherf—ers! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.”

wtfevolution:

“I’m getting tired of making insects that just hatch, eat, mate, and die.”

“Well, what else are they supposed to do? Seems like you’ve hit all the major requirements there, evolution.”

“I don’t know, something more interesting.”

“Like what?”

“Like maybe hatch underground, putter around down there for 17 years, emerge in massive swarms that tear through the countryside and dive-bomb weddings and generally freak everyone the hell out for a while, and then eat, mate, and die.”

“Hm. ‘Interesting’ is one word for that.”

“I can see it now. The 17-year cicadas: Just when you thought you could forget.”

“That’s ridiculous. You watch too many movies.”

BZZZ, motherf—ers! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

— 2 weeks ago with 906 notes