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Spider:please stop killing spiders
Spider:we actually kill common pests and help protect your homes and family
Spider:very few of us bite and even less of us are poisonous
Spider:so please, stop killing us
Spiders Georg:i came out tonight to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
— 1 week ago with 1768 notes
#spiders georg 

witchofspacetime:

OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THOR PAGE OF ALL TIME 

(Source: , via muchalu4ever)

— 3 weeks ago with 171457 notes

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HER

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— 3 weeks ago with 3539 notes

hughxjackman:

"Sorry, I’m just not very good with violence…"

(via hermionegrangerrhymeswithdanger)

— 3 weeks ago with 11371 notes

sassysaviour:

You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering.

(via cozniehaus)

— 3 weeks ago with 3299 notes

aimeejfc:

birth control is slipped into deer bait to control deer overpopulation, which means it’s easier to get birth control in the US as a deer than as a woman

(via lefailfrancais)

— 3 weeks ago with 13521 notes

hannahbpacious:

Harry Potter Inspired Illustrations

A series of “artifacts” from the wizarding world (and extremely fun commission!).

"Harry Potter Artifacts; Books 1-7," ink and watercolor, 2013.

(via hey-boo-radley)

— 3 weeks ago with 49067 notes
"Is it weird that I'm 25 and I still have a blanket (a child's security blanket)? How do I explain it to a partner without coming across as a weirdo?" →

everyoneisgay:

- Question submitted by Anonymous

I love them.

— 1 month ago with 253 notes

deducingneville:

whereforeartthouwolves:

hogwartskidsproblems:

That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

(Source: ivegotmagic, via thefemslasher)

— 1 month ago with 350956 notes

jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

(via thefemslasher)

— 1 month ago with 267876 notes