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ron-swansong:

Are you Team Peeta or Team Gale?

the media is pushing this love triangle so hard and the cast and crew are having none of it and it’s great

(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own, via thefemslasher)

— 3 months ago with 107438 notes

theperksofbeingseamus:

The correct way to take a selfie with your child…I’ve reblogged this like 6 times this week

(Source: pbsparents, via thefemslasher)

— 3 months ago with 519786 notes
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Physics says: Go to sleep. Of course you’re tired. Every atom in you has been dancing the shimmy in silver shoes nonstop from mitosis to now. Quit tapping your feet. They’ll dance inside themselves without you. Go to sleep.

Geology says: It will be all right. Slow inch by inch America is giving itself to the ocean. Go to sleep. Let darkness lap at your sides. Give darkness an inch. You aren’t alone. All of the continents used to be one body. You aren’t alone. Go to sleep.

Astronomy says: The sun will rise tomorrow,

Zoology says: On rainbow-fish and little gazelle,

Psychology says: But first it has to be night, so

Biology says: The body-clocks are stopped all over town and

History says: Here are the blankets, layer on layer, down and down.

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Albert Goldbarth, The Sciences Sing a Lullaby (via sleepinginthesnow)

(via blysse-and-blunder)

— 3 months ago with 1954 notes
"People feel removed from sexism. “I’m not a sexist, but I’m not a feminist.” They think there’s this fuzzy middle ground. There’s no fuzzy middle ground. You either believe that women are people or you don’t. It’s that simple."
— 3 months ago with 20756 notes

dapperwings:

sawsbuckler:

tastefullyoffensive:

Fluffy Cows

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I think we all need to have a serious discussion about these magnificent cows.

Just a quick mention. Some of these are highland cattle, the others are crossbreeds, probably with some Maine-Anjou in them.

(via whatnotandwhatnot)

— 10 months ago with 200768 notes